Emily. 19. Secretly Emma Stone. Going to college and in denial about it. History. Mythology. Feel good tv shows like Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead.
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Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Don’t worry, it’s not your boyfriend I’m after. It’s your dad.
harry potter alphabet: [G]
∟ golden trio
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
House-themed sets of Harry Potter over on Gilt. You can find them under Juniper Books.
excUSE YOU
This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:
The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.
According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.
When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.
So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.
/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.
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(mic drop)
boom
whoa.
Everyone is freaking out about remembering equations, how does no one else not just write that shit down beforehand in the y= list in their calculator? Because that’s what I’ve done for years.
My teacher was just here and he left and all I want is to get this test over with so I can go home and finish all the shitty annoying things I have to do.
I wanna fight for the side that fights for the living. Did I come to the right place? [x]
Gásadalur, Vágar, Faroe Islands (by Gareth Codd Photography)
submitting stories, all day.
I still don’t understand this joke I don’t know what I’m missing.
When she says “the real world” he thinks that she’s talking about the tv show The Real World.
